you can find that in the dairy section

*enter little old lady*

is Michelle here?
Yes, but she's at lunch. Anything I can help you with?
No... I'll just wait and look around.

*enter Michelle*

Hey, how are ya?
Good. I need your help again.
Ok. Whatcha got?
See, I want to paint my kitchen in a nice yellowy color...
Right, we talked about that.
...I know what butter looks like,
and what cream looks like but what I want
is butter cream.

Ya never Know

-don't flush the toilet-

Good afternoon. How ya doing?


Good, Thank you.


What can we do for ya?


I need to get this paint matched.


*hands over lil jar/cup/container*








yeah, that's right.

She had the paint in a piss cup.

Ya just Never Know.

......ya never know

This blog will be for all the complete madness that goes on at ol' C&S Paint.

Because, ya never know.

All my usual chaos will be over at this spot but paint store insanity will be here.

(as if i need more blogs to maintain)

Today I'm in Carolina Beach filling in for Moe, the ever present paint guy.

7:30
*telephone ring*

C&S Paint, this is Josh.
Man, I'm so drunk.
Are ya now?
Yeah, I'm reeeeal drunk.
You need some paint?
No no no.... i'm too drunk.
You sure...?
Yeah.... this ain't Moe is it?
Nope... which is what makes this all the more exciting.
Oh... where's Moe?
Not here.
Oh. I'm call and harass the hell outta him.
Sounds good.
How long you been drinkin? All nite?
Yeah...
You stay up all nite or didja sleep?
No, I slept... I didn't pull a Moe.
You should come by here.
NO no no.... too drunk.
Alright. You take care.
You too buddy... I'ma call Moe.

*click*

You just never know.